Thirty-five dollars and two months to find out, against something you can't undo.
Here's the honest reason I was willing to try one more cream instead of keeping the appointment.
Sixty days, money back, and they don't ask you to post it back. No form, no photos of the tube, nobody asking you to explain yourself. You email, it's refunded, you keep the cream.
The clinic wanted a $150 deposit that didn't come back, for something that might leave a new mark, that I'd have to keep paying for every year. The other option was two tubes for $34.99, two months to find out, and nothing to lose but the time. That isn't a hard decision. That's just math.
I had two tubes in my cart for $34.99. Then I saw the box under it: Subscribe & Save 10%, and a fresh pack arrives before you run out. I'd already worked out this only works if you don't stop, so I ticked it. That was June. I've been on it since.
I called the clinic that Monday, nine days out, and canceled. The receptionist, still just as nice, asked if I wanted to rebook for after the summer. I said I'd call her.
My sister got married in September. Somebody took a photo of me on the dance floor, flash on, no filter, and posted it. I didn't ask her to take it down. I didn't open the app.
I still haven't called the clinic.